Drinking Game Friday: Gangland

The idea for this post was stolen from my favorite, but now defunct blog, 2birds1blog. In October 2009, I was featured on Drinking Game Friday when I submitted Stephanie's and mine Golden Girls Drinking Game. I'm a little rusty with the drinking games, but bear with me.

 When I get home on Friday nights, I usually do my chores. I keep the television on for background noise, so the ghost of Bea Arthur doesn't come to steal my body and soul like she did in Insidious. Through this method, I have rediscovered my love for Gangland. My birthday is 42 days away, and I will accept this boxed set as a gift, if you didn't know what to get me. For those of you who don't watch Gangland, it's a show that shows you the inner workings of a gang. The hierarchy and business and shit. These gangs are so organized, and if these people were as smart as they believe they are, they could have gone 'legit' and been a real gang (Google: Political Parties). When I first started watching Gangland in college, I would be so into it, literally trying to decipher what is going through these people's minds and trying to learn power moves, but to me it's straight comedy. They have a formula for each episode and if you follow these instructions exactly, you can do some damage to your liver, one mini marathon at a time. So without further ado, I present to you:

Drinking Game Friday: Gangland

Take a drink:

• When the gang is introduced. Drink twice if you've heard of it, three times of you haven't
• You try to identify where you've heard the narrator's voice before.
• If you personally know someone who is in the featured gang, it counts if you heard it in a Rick Ross song
• When you  hear someone say they will die for their gang or mentions loyalty
• If you would be a victim of the gangs hate crimes
• When cops describe their war on the gang's activities
• When the gang is from a city with a good reputation
• Every time you see a chola chick with brown/black lip liner
• The cops go through all the tattoos the gang members use to identify themselves
• There's a rapper
• Some one's identity has to be protected
• The group shot
• You learn a vocabulary word in gang vernacular
• When you begin to ponder, what the actual fuck is going on in the minds of the members

Check your local listings. Happy Hangover people.