Like most people, I enjoy the company of people who enjoy the same things that I do. When I meet new people, (in this case, girls) I decide whether I want to be friends with based on the following. In order to be my friend you must:
- Be able to quote Mean Girls, and apply that quote to the situation at the drop of a hat. If I say to someone, "Oh my God, that shirt you're wearing is so cute. Where'd you get it?". They need to immediately respond with "That's the ugliest effing shirt I've ever seen." If you can't readily quote Mwan Girls, yolu're meeting the BARE minimums of girldom by having a hole and a heartbeat.
- Know the words to Supernova Girl. This is essential for anyone who was cogniscient of the Zoog Disney era.
- Love the Spice Girls. Love is kind of a strong word, but if you didn't love them, you at least have to respect what they did for girls self esteem all over the world. When I was younger, I had a pair of purple pants, that I wore all the time, and kids used to make fun of me for it. I gave nary a fuck, because I liked them, and they made me feel special and uique. A little something I picked up from a ditty called Do It.
- Be able to debate Boy Bands. Mainly Backstreet Boys and *NSYNC. But the other guys count too. O-Town, LMNT, 2ge+her, 98 Degrees, BBMak, all of them. And if you can't, please see yourself off the nearest bridge.
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