- I absolutely hate it when someone asks me a question like they already know the answer. Whether they know it or not. Is this some sort of intimidation tactic? Is it effective? If you want to know what happened at a specific point in time, just ask. Stop fishing for details. Because if I don't give you the answer you anticipate, or the story you want to hear, it makes me look like I'm not owning up to some actions. Whenever I am greeted with questions like this, which is almost daily, the situation in question is being made out to be a bigger issue that it needs to be.
- It baffle me when girls sacrifice comfort to be cute. There's a thick line between "appropriately dressed" and "you look fucking dumb". I went on a cruise in May, and on our first day, I saw a woman wearing jeans, heels, and the jacket from Rhythm Nation. I think I would have been more sympathetic had we been departing from New York. We were leaving from Miami though. I don't even think Miami's stray cats had on as many layers as she did. Plus she was walking like Quasimodo. I couldn't tell if it was because she was in pain OR she was about to pass out from heat stroke.
- At one point in time, we've all watched a trashy day time talk show. You see the shit that goes down on those shows?!?!? Why would you respond to a call to go on the Maury show as a guest? By the end of the day, your life will be turned asunder. If I got called to be on Maury, I'd just ignore it. Keep me ignorant. You cheated on me? Not cool, but tell me at home. Where there will be no witnesses to the mutual embarrassment or your murder.
- Now that I have an iPhone, I can't wait to drunk text and/or dial from it. I'm still getting used to typing on it, and I'm sober, so this should make for an interesting time.
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