Drinking Game Friday: TDKR

Two years ago, when I saw Inception, I fell in love with Tom Hardy. It took me 6 days to get through all his movies and shows. Bronson, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, all that shit. I loved it! I've been a Tom Hardy Stan ever since. He is the sexiest man on the face of the planet. I know I say that often, but unless we can resurrect Marlon Brando circa Guys and Dolls, Tom Hardy is that man. The only reason why you may identify my celebrity crush as Mark Wahlberg, is because before last night, no one really knew who Tom Hardy was.

Physically, he's flawless. He posts GPOYs on the interwebs all the time. His performance in TDKR was great. My main concern for the movie was that Tommy's lips, the greatest lips in Hollywood, were going to be completely covered for two and half hours. The Nolan Brothers ain't shit for that. But the definitely made up for it with the casting of Daniel Sunjata, and his sexy ass lips. The range of emotion that Tommy conveyed with his eyes was just GAH I can't even tell you. He got really fat for the role too. He's still sexier than anyone on the planet. I'm excited to see Tommy and Gary Oldman do more movies together. They've done four together already, so they are somewhere between Julia Roberts/Richard Gere and Ben Stiller/Owen Wilson movie couplings. Please note that Lawless will be out at the end of August, and I'll be gushing over him then too.

Obviously, you're going to see TDKR this weekend. If not please see yourself off the nearest bridge. Please and thank you. As another option, you can sneak this into the theater and get Gotham Wasted.

Drinking Game Friday: TDKR
Drink:

• If you didn't see any trailers because you wanted to be surprised
• If you're going to see the movie in IMAX
• When you think about how excited to be watching TDKR
• You realize that Tom Hardy is the most beautiful man on the planet
• When you get sad that Tom Hardy's lips are covered up for two hours. I'll decide later how I feel about that choice.
• Every time you say how mad you'll be if Bane doesn't break Batman's back. Drink twice if Batman's back gets his back broken.
• When you realize the having Morgan Freeman narrate your life or death, or any other moment in your life, would be amazing
• When one of your favorite characters die. Drink twice if they come close to dying.
• When you recognize a cast member from Inception
• Hines Ward. Drink twice if you don't know who Hines Ward is
• When you leave the theater and you proclaim that it was the greatest movie ever

P.S. Anne Hathaway is not to be taken seriously as an actress. She's buying her way into these roles because she's the Princess of Genovia.